- Person: They're just fictional characters
- Me: And you're just a sack of blood what's your point
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
In which Garrus and Zaeed spectate.
Previously (but later, chronologically)
During an average mission, Shepard spent almost as much time talking as she did shooting.
[Ed. Note 1: Ursulacousland reblogged this post with a comment that Garrus should have some popcorn. Then this happened.]
[Ed. Note 2: I recently did my first playthrough of the Citadel party, and Garrus and Zaeed booby trapping the apartment might be one of my favourite things in the whole series.]
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Recycled tumblr humor
pun repeated in italics
"did you just" added
I tried so hard not to reblog
if you dont reblog this just unfollow me
#can we talk about this post #can we talk about how im using tags and not normal text #idk the point of it, but im still doing it
#plus im super exaggerating this post #cant believe it